Insanely Funny ways to get kicked out of walmart?

Haha. Test out all of the furniture they have, and if it is bad, complain to every employee you see. Also, lay down in the aisle. take a nap. haha. OR.. This is one I think is funny, Try to get kicked out, and if an employee is following you, say "STRANGER DANGER!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!" and scream while running out of the store.